Context? What Context?

Girl: “I’m actually really good on the floor.”

Coworker 1: “It’s not throbbing though.”
Coworker 2: “I left the throbbing out… on purpose.”

“We’ve been trying to automate jock for awhile.”

“If I’d known I was going to be last, I would have brought a banjo.”

Head of Dev: So how much did those drunkards cost us last night?

Coworker 1: “The time it will take us to decide on an icon… we don’t have the time.”

Coworker 2: “Because it’s not like there’s a universal icon… for pause…”

While giving a tour of Microsoft Studio…
A: You could go to the bathroom… but why would you when you can go to the green room?

nails posits: “and there will be cake”
nails nods
nails posits: “for you, carrot cake”
nails posits: “which in this case would be just a pile of carrots”