Context? What Context?

Head of Dev: So how much did those drunkards cost us last night?

Coworker 1: “The time it will take us to decide on an icon… we don’t have the time.”

Coworker 2: “Because it’s not like there’s a universal icon… for pause…”

While giving a tour of Microsoft Studio…
A: You could go to the bathroom… but why would you when you can go to the green room?

nails posits: “and there will be cake”
nails nods
nails posits: “for you, carrot cake”
nails posits: “which in this case would be just a pile of carrots”

Person 1: That sound you made reminds me of your mom.
Person 2: Only when she’s happy.

John: My dogs brings me everything a cat would… + cats. My cats don’t seem to ever bring me other cats.
Jenn: That makes me very sad
Dan: John, quick! Teach your cats to bring you other cats, so Jenn can be happy again!

(Names have been changed.)

Man 1 to Man 2: I’m gonna go use the restroom, so you can pull this out….

Nari: Are we dressing up?
Zadesqideb: What? Oh, hell no. I just washed these!

Nari: “What are you getting at Home Depot?”

Zadesqideb: “A piece of wood. To hang on the wall.”