Context? What Context?

nails posits: “and there will be cake”
nails nods
nails posits: “for you, carrot cake”
nails posits: “which in this case would be just a pile of carrots”

Person 1: That sound you made reminds me of your mom.
Person 2: Only when she’s happy.

John: My dogs brings me everything a cat would… + cats. My cats don’t seem to ever bring me other cats.
Jenn: That makes me very sad
Dan: John, quick! Teach your cats to bring you other cats, so Jenn can be happy again!

(Names have been changed.)

Man 1 to Man 2: I’m gonna go use the restroom, so you can pull this out….

Nari: Are we dressing up?
Zadesqideb: What? Oh, hell no. I just washed these!

Nari: “What are you getting at Home Depot?”

Zadesqideb: “A piece of wood. To hang on the wall.”

Mum: “Look, she has little boobies!”

Mum: “That’s not where I touched it!”

Zannah says, “at the grocery store they had the easter stuf out”
Zannah says, “and like, there was this display of small stuffed bunnies”
Zannah says, “and i noted that they had tags that said “clucking bunny” on them”
Zannah says, “so i picked one up and was like.”
Zannah says, “squeezing it in all kinds of ways trying to make it cluck.”
Zannah says, “and james came up and was like “what are you *doing*?”"
Zannah says, “and i say, “it’s supposed to cluck.” (meanwhile, still squeezing the crap out of the bunny)”
Zannah says, “and he picks on up and sort of looks at it, and then in a second i hear clucking coming from the bunny”
Zannah says, “at which point he points out that it has a little “Squeeze me” sticker on its front paw.”
Zannah says, “…”
Zannah says, “so i put the bunny i had been manhandling in our basket. because i felt bad that i’d be squashing it.”

Boss to his direct: In my opinion, your job sucks!