Context? What Context?

nails posits: “and there will be cake”
nails nods
nails posits: “for you, carrot cake”
nails posits: “which in this case would be just a pile of carrots”

[15:10] Azhrei: i look like an apple!
[15:10] Azhrei: mmm
[15:10] Azhrei: maybe i can make myself into apple pie

HFMSM: yeah, I ended up having to eat it over a paper towel on the counter…and the paper towel is covered in peanut butter bombings
HFMSM: I can only imagine the paper towel people felt like the british when the germans were bombing them in WWII
HFMSM: “duck! run for cover!!!! here comes another one!!! Sound the peanut butter bomb sirens!!!”
HFMSM: at least it’s all over now…the american came and consumed everything to save the day!

HFMSM: “I’m not sure what that is, so I’m going to cut it off. Although I’m
tempted to eat it…”

“If I was cockeyed, that would be awesome.”

Nari: What is that car behind me?
HFMSM: A Hyundai? A Jaguar?
Nari: ….
HFMSM: One of them. They look the same to me.

Azhrei: wobble your head and make funny noises. should all sound the same.

Nari: what time are you leaving work today?
hfmsm: 5:30 somewhere in there
hfmsm: do you have plans?
Nari: yes.
Nari: me and animal crossing have a date with the couch.
Nari: and then we’re going to bed together!

hfmsm: f***
hfmsm: I have to come back
Nari: Why?
hfmsm: because the f**king devs don’t know what the f**k they’re f**king doing
Nari: and they’re going to get around a campfire tonight and do a primal dance also known as the hokey pokey and figure it out?

Nari: brb
Nari: lunch
Azhrei: lunch safe!!!
Azhrei: eat well.
Azhrei: broccoli is your friend!