Context? What Context?

Head of Dev: So how much did those drunkards cost us last night?

Person 1: That sound you made reminds me of your mom.
Person 2: Only when she’s happy.

Man 1 to Man 2: I’m gonna go use the restroom, so you can pull this out….

Boss to his direct: In my opinion, your job sucks!

On the back of a WindowsXP T-shirt:
“who will smoke my privates?”

Male #1: She’s beautiful
Male #2: She’s an idiot. Do you want her?

Woman: “…What do they want us to do, take off our shirts to wipe it off with?”

“Hey, don’t be popping my bozo!”

“and some of the people had some infractions, likes driving the fork lift upside down while naked while juggling fish…”