Context? What Context?

Throbbing

Narilka — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:33:06 +0000

Coworker 1: “It’s not throbbing though.”
Coworker 2: “I left the throbbing out… on purpose.”

Automating

Narilka — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:32:10 +0000

“We’ve been trying to automate jock for awhile.”

Last!

Narilka — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:29:40 +0000

“If I’d known I was going to be last, I would have brought a banjo.”

Drunkards

Narilka — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:51:51 +0000

Head of Dev: So how much did those drunkards cost us last night?

Universal icons

Narilka — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:37:28 +0000

Coworker 1: “The time it will take us to decide on an icon… we don’t have the time.”

Coworker 2: “Because it’s not like there’s a universal icon… for pause…”

Pants!

Narilka — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 01:01:55 +0000

Green room

Narilka — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 17:06:40 +0000

While giving a tour of Microsoft Studio…
A: You could go to the bathroom… but why would you when you can go to the green room?

a pile of carrots

Narilka — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:31:30 +0000

nails posits: “and there will be cake”
nails nods
nails posits: “for you, carrot cake”
nails posits: “which in this case would be just a pile of carrots”

Your mom

Narilka — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:37:26 +0000

Person 1: That sound you made reminds me of your mom.
Person 2: Only when she’s happy.

Cats and dogs

Narilka — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:44:46 +0000

John: My dogs brings me everything a cat would… + cats. My cats don’t seem to ever bring me other cats.
Jenn: That makes me very sad
Dan: John, quick! Teach your cats to bring you other cats, so Jenn can be happy again!

(Names have been changed.)