Context? What Context?

Dev: “…in the spirit of not fixing anything just file a bug.”

(Ref fails to make several calls, letting the game play.)
Fan: “Buy the ref a hot dog and find him a seat!”

person 1 (1:58:07 PM): did you want the parktronic package?
person 1 (1:58:14 PM): so it warns you when you’re backing into something?
person 2 (1:58:20 PM): parktronic package?
person 2 (1:58:24 PM): hahahaha
person 2 (1:58:31 PM): yeah, cause i won’t have a big rubber tire anymore!!!
person 1 (1:58:43 PM): hahaha…that’d be curbtronic :p
person 2 (1:58:51 PM): no, on the back!!
person 2 (1:58:55 PM): where my spare is!
person 1 (1:58:59 PM): ooh I see

Dem (9:06:40 AM): are we doing anything sunday?
Nari (9:07:05 AM): hehe
Nari (9:07:09 AM): searching for bunnies??
Dem (9:07:15 AM): heehee
Dem (9:07:22 AM): but i know where one lives
Nari (9:07:33 AM): oh. that’s an easy search for you then!!

(Nari and Boss are sitting in on a 11pm push to production. An hour later, they are patiently waiting for Operations to tell them it’s ready to go.)
Boss says:
Man, this is killing me. It’s like that time nobody told me I shouldn’t eat soap. I downed like four and a half bars of Lava and two of Dove before some one found me burping up bubbles…

Coworker: I think your boss is going nuts…
Nari: Going? He’s about five miles past “going”.

Boss: “So… that app you were working on yesterday…”
Nari: “Oh, I sent it back to Release Management. I’m waiting on them.”
Boss: “Ok. Then, Mr. Paddywack’s. You have free run with it.”

Mum: Well, now I wish I had no eaten that polish dog! :-\
Nari: how come?
Nari: was it not good?
Mum: Because it is just sitting in my stomach and I am still hungry.

Nari (in email): I was wondering if you happened to have or know of any documentation on this application?
Dev (in reply email): I can send you the code if you like. Thats all the doc there is.

(Boss gets back from getting food downstairs.)
Nari: Did they have anything good down there?
Boss: Hm… Half a turkey sandwich with soup….
Boss: Beef dip…
Nari: Beef dip?
Boss: Erm… french dip. I guess it’s beef dip at Quizno’s.
Boss: …. And… something else. I forget.
Boss: I don’t know. Grilled yak face on chicken creole or something.
Nari: Um…