Context? What Context?

Bossman’s Boss: Keep going. I can’t tell whose dick is bigger.

Nari says:
<application name> works at least initially!
Nari says:
invdstaddr though, but that’s easier to figure out
Boss says:
Oh joy to the little people!
Nari says:
well in the relative sense anyway
Boss says:
No, no. I mean the wee little people. Leprechuans
Nari says:
haha
Nari says:
i don’t have any of those in my house
Boss says:
*BLINK*
Boss says:
Um… you should try to get some
Nari says:
know where i can get some?
Boss says:
No, really. They help keep the spiders out
Nari says:
damn… there’s my problem
Boss says:
Well, you can’t have MINE!
Nari says:
darn…
Boss says:
But see, they are naturally attracted to me. I’m Irish. You, well… i don’t know if they are particular to Canadians
Nari says:
maybe i could pretend i’m irish.
Nari says:
but wait! i could have yours because you can always get more!
Boss says:
Whoa, whoa, WHOA. Slow down there missy
Boss says:
You don’t want to try pullin’ some shananagins on a leprechaun

Nari says:
<application name> is trying to get to <db that doesn’t work> too.
Boss says:
Kill someone
Nari says:
Hrm.
Nari says:
Ok.
Boss says:
You’ll fell better
Nari says:

Boss says:
feel
Boss says:
not fell

Coworker: You’re surrounded by men! It must be a good week for you.

Coworker: He threw it out there and he likes to squeeze it.

Coworker: “Very tight now. Ok, go!”

“Well, you can take it out, you just can’t put it back in….”

Coworker: “That is a conversation I don’t care to have at work. Would you like a cookie?”

JT: I don’t know of a timeline. Definitely by Friday. Can you and HFMSM come up with a timeline that won’t kill the both of you?
Nari: Maybe not kill both of us, though we may kill each other. Haha. :p
HFMSM: Hmm…coming up with a timeline? That’d require us to agree on something! : It’ll cost you!
HFMSM: I know Nari would kill me for free music!

Boss: “hey… hey! HEY! I’m running low on tape, buddy!”
Coworker: “I know… I wasn’t going to eat it, I was just going to poke it.”