“and some of the people had some infractions, likes driving the fork lift upside down while naked while juggling fish…”
May 2005
“No, no. Was that when I got drunk, passed out, and woke up by the dumpster?”
34
Flattering?
“It’s going to be really form fitting and that’s just not going to be flattering.”
33
cell mate?
Coworker: Would you like a jelly cell mate?
Boss: So the first dog said to the second dog, “ok, next time you carry the toaster”.
31
Killing
Zannah sings, “please don’t kill during the lunch hour. i have an appointment with stila!”
Zannah sings, “but i can get bail money after that.”
Narilka giggles.
Zannah sings, “so i guess you can kill but you’d have to wait an hour before i could get you out”
30
Do what now?
HFMSM: Well if that’s the case, stick your finger down your throat and take
those ones instead.