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May 2005


“and some of the people had some infractions, likes driving the fork lift upside down while naked while juggling fish…”

“No, no. Was that when I got drunk, passed out, and woke up by the dumpster?”

“It’s going to be really form fitting and that’s just not going to be flattering.”

Coworker: Would you like a jelly cell mate?

Boss: So the first dog said to the second dog, “ok, next time you carry the toaster”.

Zannah sings, “please don’t kill during the lunch hour. i have an appointment with stila!”
Zannah sings, “but i can get bail money after that.”
Narilka giggles.
Zannah sings, “so i guess you can kill but you’d have to wait an hour before i could get you out”

HFMSM: Well if that’s the case, stick your finger down your throat and take
those ones instead.