Zannah says, “at the grocery store they had the easter stuf out”
Zannah says, “and like, there was this display of small stuffed bunnies”
Zannah says, “and i noted that they had tags that said “clucking bunny” on them”
Zannah says, “so i picked one up and was like.”
Zannah says, “squeezing it in all kinds of ways trying to make it cluck.”
Zannah says, “and james came up and was like “what are you *doing*?”"
Zannah says, “and i say, “it’s supposed to cluck.” (meanwhile, still squeezing the crap out of the bunny)”
Zannah says, “and he picks on up and sort of looks at it, and then in a second i hear clucking coming from the bunny”
Zannah says, “at which point he points out that it has a little “Squeeze me” sticker on its front paw.”
Zannah says, “…”
Zannah says, “so i put the bunny i had been manhandling in our basket. because i felt bad that i’d be squashing it.”
February 2008
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