Context? What Context?

Man 1 to Man 2: I’m gonna go use the restroom, so you can pull this out….

Nari: Are we dressing up?
Zadesqideb: What? Oh, hell no. I just washed these!

Nari: “What are you getting at Home Depot?”

Zadesqideb: “A piece of wood. To hang on the wall.”

Mum: “Look, she has little boobies!”

Mum: “That’s not where I touched it!”

Zannah says, “at the grocery store they had the easter stuf out”
Zannah says, “and like, there was this display of small stuffed bunnies”
Zannah says, “and i noted that they had tags that said “clucking bunny” on them”
Zannah says, “so i picked one up and was like.”
Zannah says, “squeezing it in all kinds of ways trying to make it cluck.”
Zannah says, “and james came up and was like “what are you *doing*?”"
Zannah says, “and i say, “it’s supposed to cluck.” (meanwhile, still squeezing the crap out of the bunny)”
Zannah says, “and he picks on up and sort of looks at it, and then in a second i hear clucking coming from the bunny”
Zannah says, “at which point he points out that it has a little “Squeeze me” sticker on its front paw.”
Zannah says, “…”
Zannah says, “so i put the bunny i had been manhandling in our basket. because i felt bad that i’d be squashing it.”

Boss to his direct: In my opinion, your job sucks!

[15:10] Azhrei: i look like an apple!
[15:10] Azhrei: mmm
[15:10] Azhrei: maybe i can make myself into apple pie

Zannah thinks, “you know what would be cool is if when you asked for the rings,
instead of a ring bear, you had like ninjas rappel from the ceiling to hand
you the rings.”

“I don’t know because I don’t know if we’re going to get the Bono attack of helpless children in Africa or not…”